(Source: miss-megan-ruth)
black man’s kryptonite. 50s edition
Female cumshot logic
Cum on her boobs: its fine
Cum on her tummy: That's okay
Cum in her face: I'll let it slide
Cum on her ass cheeks: no problem
Cum in her vag: let's hope I am not pregnant
Cum on her hair: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, UGH, WHY THE FUCK YOU DID THAT, JUST GET OFF ME.
(Source: whorepride)
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me: ...
(Source: pussypoplikecolacoca)
(Source: niknak79)